Pizza!

I love pizza!

Found it!

This is a real game. Who wouldn't want it?

Regretting my coat

In line at Toys R Us sweating buckets in my winter coat

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Your mother would be disappointed

I'm at the Kathy Griffin show having a raucous laugh when I am rudely
interrupted by a man's stocking feet. That's right, he took his shoes
off and rubbed his feet back and forth across the stage. True
definition of dirtbag.

Jumpin'

We are fully decorated

Making a neck-a-lace