Found it!

This is a real game. Who wouldn't want it?

Regretting my coat

In line at Toys R Us sweating buckets in my winter coat

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Your mother would be disappointed

I'm at the Kathy Griffin show having a raucous laugh when I am rudely
interrupted by a man's stocking feet. That's right, he took his shoes
off and rubbed his feet back and forth across the stage. True
definition of dirtbag.

Jumpin'

We are fully decorated

Making a neck-a-lace

I'm so awesome

It was Summer party day at work. Alyssa and I chose the 3-legged race to show everyone how great a team we are. I don't know if this really proved our point.